x3So here are my thoughts.
We just had a football game which was awesome. We got Redline and it was outrageous fun. However, I expected a bit more out of it and was semi-dissapointed by the effects. I was hyper in the beginning but it didn't really last. I totally crashed though. But it was still fun.
Rowdy Rooters were outta control. It was rather brilliant. I enjoyed wearing my tot redic red and white headdress. I did not enjoy however, the fact that sunflower seeds were being spit in my general vicinity. I wanted to kill. It was not appreciated.
We were loud and so obnoctious. There were multiple times where I was on the verge of blacking out from screaming so loud. I'm sure the Redline had something to do with it. But who really gives a damn...
We won. Victory is always a plus. Afterwards, Alyssa, Amy, Cus, and I went to Bonnie's where we ate Thom's reject cake, horrible protien bars, and nugs. Some were with Iggy but the rest of us just watched some of The Perfect Storm. We left at about 11:20 and I got home in time to complete late registration for the ACT's with 7 minutes to spare.
Tomorrow I get to work the Craft Fair at 7:30 in the morning. Woo. It shouldn't be that bad but I really just want to get an effing dress (or new swimsuit [I can't decide which one]), play some mud football, sleep, eat, watch our newly purchased DVD of X-Men: The Last Stand, and hang out HARDCORE with 'Emily'. Savvy?
Mr. Matthew and I have this running joke that I am drunk by 1 o'clock everyday. On my way out of his class (I TA), I told him to have a good weekend and not to party too hard. He looked at me and said, lemme guess, you're gonna go start drinkin about now... aren't you a little late?
Funny shit.
Woo for the weekend. Woo for the football game minus some bitchy drama from annoying girly men. Woo to Mr. Matthew for being the coolest teacher ever. Woo for the upcoming spirit week. I'm going to crush everyone in the race for best outfits EVERY SINGLE DAY. Woo for Redline because it made me a huge, rambling, jittery Willard for about half our. Boo to Redline for tasting like shit.
So I suppose a new blog right now would be pretty rediculous seeing as I haven't had a blog on here for about a year. But I am sitting in 5th period right now where I am Mr. Matthew's TA typing up a blog anyways.
I really don't feel compelled to make this blog witty, funny, clever, or anything else like that. I am just going to lay it out because I feel like it and don't particularly want to think very hard.
My last polo season is well underway. It's bittersweet I must admit. Our team is alright.
Haaahahaha. This dumb-ass sophmore in this class is trying to be funny and just said pussy and Mr. Matthew is PISSED! Shit I can't believe he did that. What an idiot.
Is it better to be feared or loved as a leader? That's the discussion. Feared I think. Mr. Matthew cracks my shit up. He is mocking pansy teachers. If you're loved by all, you're gonna get walked all over. If you're feared, you'll get respect. Maybe in a utopian society, being loved might be more important. But when you're feared, you're not going to get shit from anyone.
And that's another thing. Love is stupid. Scratch that. Love doesn't exist. I think love is overrated. All anyone ever talks about it is how much they love someone or someone loves them. SHUT up. Love is a joke. Call me pesimistic but I don't care.
GOD Mr. Matthew is a genius. And I quote "I already have friends and I don't need a bunch of 13 - 14 year old friends. Quite frankly, I don't care if you like me." I wish all teachers were like him.
This morning, I hated everyone. And last night, I decided that I don't want to see any of my friends on myspace. Well, almost, I mean. Everyone annoys me. I am done with valley people. I'm sick of their lame drama and lame convorsations and lame lives. I want to meet new people. I want to live a new life. I want a change.
Intimidation. That's the new subject. Ask me about that one. I'll jump all over that.
I've been searching the internet desperately to find someone. I don't know what happend. I need to find out what happened. It's killing me. I swear he never existed. Everything is is just fine and then one day - YOINK- donzo. Never existed. Little fucker. That's so unacceptable. I will find out. Mark it.
That's it. I'm out. Ends justify the means. Lie, cheat, steal.
So Hawaii. Kainoa and his parents and i all went to Maui the week after homecoming. (Homecoming was way fun btw) I had never been there so i had no idea what was in store. The weeks before- i didnt even belive i was going. It was weird. But as promised, we took off. I love flying so i was thrilled to fly over an ocean which is said to be 'nothing special'? Well it was fun. We landed after about an 4 and a half hours. It was super humid and warm. After we got into our hotel - which was beautiful and had a ocean view - we decided it was time to eat and we went to the Hula Grill. Very yummy. Then we went for a long walk on the beach. cliche? yes - but we really did. It was rediculously beautiful and there was a really cool sunset. The next day was devoted to mostly shopping in Whaler's Village. We also watched a hula show in the shopping center put on by mostly keiki's (children). They were so cute and damn could they shake! After that, the rest of the week was kind of one big blur of amazing fun.
My favorite thing was deffinetley snorkeling in Molokini and Turtle Town. We took this hella cool tour out there and i couldnt wait to get in. I was THE FIRST to find the turtles at Turtle Town. they said we should let the crew know if we saw any so they could tell the people who were looking for them. Fuck that I saw those turtles FIRST and i wasnt going to let those damn white people take my turtles. So i took my pictures, played with them, touched them, swam with them etc... Once i was done i left just as the white people swarmed to them. (suggested tag: "fuck white people") Haha. Molokini was amazing. The water was SO clear - you could see sooo far and deep! There were so many pretty fish and i enjoyed taking pictures of them. I then caught wind that there was an eel somewhere. So naturally i felt the necessity to dive down as far as i could go to see it. DAMN was it awesome! more people came to look but apparantly couldnt dive that deep? so i dove several times to point out where it was to the surface going tourists. We then had to get back on the boat for lunch and the long trip back. Upon my arrival to the boat, several people told me things like "How do you dive so low?" and "You got deep girl!". I of course thanked them and decided to forgive them for being lame white tourists.
I also went parasailing. It was waaay cool. I had wanted to parasail for as long as i could remember. I got on this boat along with Kainoa, his mom and michael, and a couple from tennese. We all talked and then we got out to where we could go. kainoa's parents went first. it looked like so much fun i couldnt wait to go! so finally, kai and i got to go. we got up to 800 feet! the water was so amazing and beautiful. We saw large fish eventhough the very misinformed and confused Kainoa is convinced they were 'dolphins!' So as we were brought in, the guys driving the boat do this simulated free fall thing. that was cool, but right as you are about to hit the water they go really fast and you are supposed to skim your feet on the water. well the told us before hand that there would be no 'skimming' for us. we would get DUNKED. and as promised - we got dunked. but it turned out to be to my advantage. the straps that hold you in are designed to sit on and not go up your butt. but as we were dunked and dragged through the water, kainoa's straps got pulled up his ass SO BAD! as we came up from the water, i looked to my right and saw that kainoa was considerablly lower then i was and upon further ivestigation, i realized that the straps gave him THE HUGESTS camel toe ever. He yelled something along the lines of "AAAH! IT'S CUTTING OFF MY BALLS!" ahahahahahah i couldnt stop laughing. i just pointed at him and laughed all the way until we got back onto the boat.
We also went to a Luau. It was so awesome! we get there and they put these cool lei's on us and they seat us on the tables right in front of the stage on the grass. It was so cool - the tables were super low and we got to sit on cool pillows and everything. The food was SUPERB. probably the best food ive ever eaten in my life. And i am starting to get bored with how long this is so i am going to go through the rest super fast.
We had this hella hot waiter. Kai's mom said he was too big and that i "could only date him." hmmm breakfasts were all good. coconut syrup was the most amazing thing ever. their condo was beautiful. more shopping. lots of local boys at Makena Beach - much to my delight. Ulalena was the most amazing show i had ever seen. Maui aquarium was way cool. We ate a lot and had sooo much wonderful food. tWe were sad when we had to go. I came back and went to school the next day very tired and very brown. I had SOOOO MUCH fun in Hawaii!!!
Maui nō ka 'oi!!!
1. school is gay and boring and i dont like any one in my classes. i like my teachers, for the most part. except like, two. GO HOME GILSTRAP!!! [clap, clap, clap clap clap]
2. We had a game against Del Campo a while ago. to make the whole story short- this big girl, really strong, was killing me in set. so i make an atempt to get up and end up elbowing her in the mouth and chipping her tooth. she was hella mad and threatened me after the game. that kinda freaked me out.
3. We played DC again yesterday. we did decent. i didn't get killed. so ill take that as a win.
4. The football game against Casa was AMAZING. Rowdy Rooters OWNED. I had like, an aneurism from screaming so loud. Oh and beating casa was incredible.
5. I am going to Maui on wednesday. i have had a lot to do lateley so i haven't even had time to think about it. But basically i am so excited that i can't even display emotion on the subject except when im talking to kainoa. probably cuz he's the one taking me.
6. Thom got married. How cute.
7. Rob is a god. End of story. well, not end of story - he is pretty much my life. Damn, how come he has to be 28? why not 18? im kidding. NOT! [maybe?]
8. i wish i could say so much more. but how? would you accept it? probably not.
and thats about it. im sure im leaving something out. actually i know i am. the bread song would take too long.
ill have much more to write about when i get back from Maui.
~ Corina
Anyways, the day starts normal as I get to the bench before school starts. I see that Eryka is wearing a really cute dress so I compliment her on it. And this is her response: "Yeah, it's pretty much the cutest dress I’ve ever seen..." Naturally, I am taken aback from such a bold statement but then I start to laugh incredibly hard as Eryka tells me how to use this phrase in everyday language. I accept it and am off to 1st period with Amy.
We had a sub first period. She asked me who the 'math wiz' was in the class and naturally i thought it would be funny to say Amy. Well when she asked Amy 'The Math Wiz' if she would help with notes and problems I immediately was overcome with joy as I proceeded to laugh at my own lame concoction of a lie. It was hilarious.
So then after 2nd, I had break, which is always good. Then I continued to 3rd period which was quite entertaining due to the 20 minute tangent that Mr. Mc Cargo ran off on about his plants.
In 4th period, I didn’t have very many friends. But just recently, Bri Hennessey transferred into my class and after kicking someone out of their seat, she sits next to me. And using Eryka ideas from this morning, I start to say things like, "That is pretty much the ugliest drawing I’ve ever seen." and so on. We thought this to be hilarious. And to make matters worse/better, this big Mexican guy sits to the left of Bri and entertains us unknowingly with his Mexican accent and tiny intellect. Bri proceeds to name him "Homeboy." We never stopped laughing after that.
Lunch was probably the pinnacle of my crazy day. I am with Amy as she is talking to Ian. I turn away for one second and I hear a blood curdling scream. I turn in a state of horror to look who is dying and I see Amy SCREAMING GOOSE Ian. From that point, I don’t remember that well. My knees gave out as I plummeted to the cement. My eyes welled up and I cried hysterically for a good 2 minutes. I took off my sunglasses to wipe the tears as I hear Ian say something along the lines of , "I've never seen someone cry so hard from laughing." I couldn't breathe and tears kept streaming down my face.
After that, my day could only get better. 5th period was great as usually. Bonnie and I laughed and made fun of the way Homeboy talked and Meghan and I reminisced about yesterday's polo practice.
6th wasn’t that bad surprisingly and before I knew it, the school day was over. I was off to polo practice where Amy and I constantly remembered the day’s previous antics. Primarily SCREAMING GOOSE!!! I also invented a new goose called "Ghetto Goose" and I tested it on Eryka. It appeared to be a huge success. After practice, I wanted to test my luck with the Screaming Goose. Amy was bending over for something and I shrieked as I slammed my thumb in Amy's butt hole. She screamed as well. I did it a bit harder than normal because I wanted to penetrate her towel. After a good minute laugh she turns to me and says, "Is it weird that that one actually hurt?" I assured her it wasn’t.
And now I am off to Eryka’s to watch Team America - which I have never seen.
So all in all, today was brilliant all thanks to the Screaming Goose.
